Blue Rays

I don't think it's normal for a 23 year old man to obsess over anti-aliasing, contrast ratios, or black levels. High definition displays aren't exactly at the top of my thought pyramid; I'd say first comes sex, and then everything else trickles down from there. However, Mr. Mancini has made it his life goal to create the ultimate television set with crystal clear picture quality along with vivid background exposure. For years, he blogged, chatted, video taped, and kept diaries about it. I happened to locate one of those diaries and have evidence that Mr. Mancini is clearly gay. I can't expose what is inside it however, due to fact that it's written in code and has a sophisticated encryption key laced around the parameters. I will have to consult with a group of nerds to open this hard coded diary of secrets.

In the meantime, lets chat about blue ray disc. Mancini has chatted with some of my informants about the next level DVD's. Here's what he had to say:

Interviewer: So with all this new technology and high def displays, do you think blue ray disc will last? Or will HD DVD finish first in the battle of high definition?

Mancini: <>#@%@#AX# null:void. --))*comment

Interviewer: I see.

That's all.

Gamer Evolved

Similar to the naming convention of the first Halo, Mancini has manipulated his own source code, so that he is a fully functional sleep-performing robot. He has automated his entire day with a simple switch in the programming language of his brain. In simple terms, he has made it so he can perform every day tasks while sleeping. In this robotic like state, Mancini appears to be performing every day activities, while he is in fact catching up on his beauty rest. We'll have more for you in later feeds.

Back, but leaving?

Word on the street is, the truck pooper got a hold of a new apartment somewhere on the west end of Syracuse; that's right, Mancini is leaving town once again. He made a brief appearance to East Syracuse for a week and now hes leaving his friends again. We've gotten a hold of some exclusive dialogue amongst him and his colleagues and this is what we have to share:

Conversation 1 with short hairy man with red eyes:

Man: Where are you moving to man?
Mancini: "Camillus!"
Man: Why?
Mancini: "I want to start anew."
Man: gay

Conversation 2 with awkwardly pleasant unibrow:

Unibrow: So I hear you're moving to Camillus?
Unibrow: How do you feel about that?
Mancini: It's cool man, I won't have to worry about monkeys stealing my shit.
Unibrow: haha Mikeyyy

We're running short on time so we'll deliver the final conversation to you in the next chapter of Mancini's technical and unsettling life.

GONE

Well, Mr Mancini is gone again. Yup, that's right, he fell off the face of the planet. I contacted a local by the name of Mr. Cavanaugh, and he notified me that Mancini would be out of town for some time. I found it odd that right after his incident at the guitar hero competition that he suddenly up and left. To find out more, I contacted his lovely sister Emily for more knowledge. She informed me that after his tragic bar fight, he sought legal advice from a prominent man who's precise name she did not know. Although, she was able to give me a location along with a few names. I decided it was time to make a trip to Florida.

Bar fight

Hello all! It has been a long time since the last post, however it has also been a long time since Mancini has held an xbox controller. I saw him a couple weeks ago in person. Actually, the Mancini was attempting to win an xbox for his new found love: Guitar Hero.

I arrived at the bar around 930, approximately 5 minutes before Mancini was competing. I grabbed a front row seat so that there wouldn't be any interference. I took two sips of my drink, checked my phone quick and before I knew it, the music had already began. I tried to watch both parties battle it out however my eyes were focused strictly on the professional finger techniques of Mancini. It was like nothing I had ever seen before, he was performing real songs, on a fake guitar. As the crowd cheered and the song diminished, Mancini gave his opponent(who was female) an awful stare and pounded on his chest belligerently. With a loud shout, he exclaimed "I'm the champ!" Without hesitation, the female leaned over and smashed her guitar across the front of Mancini's face. He was later hospitalized with a minor concussion and damaged jaw.

A few days passed and I paid homage to the young boy at Community Hospital. He was drugged heavily so I only got a chance to say hello. However, he did mumble something under his breath as I began to leave to which I interpreted as "mmIha o." I will have to wait until the next time I see him to cypher his secret code.

Thermal readings

Recently, Mancini's estrogen levels have spiked at an amazing new high. From this thermal scan of his upper torso, we can see the heat emitted by his womanly hormones. I believe this to be a direct result of lack of Halo 3 on the xbox 360. If Mancini wants to reduce his estrogen levels, he must quit texting and watching animal planet. As well, he needs to begin playing halo again like a real man.

As I was playing halo, I was sent a file share displaying this image:
Then just recently, I received an instant message from an unfamiliar screename; something along the lines of mikey23830. I'm not sure what significance the picture has, or if it is even connected to Mancini at all. Anyways, my instincts tell me that it is in fact Mancini trying to contact me. I believe he wants to reach out to me; tell me how much he missed playing Halo together.