Blue Rays

I don't think it's normal for a 23 year old man to obsess over anti-aliasing, contrast ratios, or black levels. High definition displays aren't exactly at the top of my thought pyramid; I'd say first comes sex, and then everything else trickles down from there. However, Mr. Mancini has made it his life goal to create the ultimate television set with crystal clear picture quality along with vivid background exposure. For years, he blogged, chatted, video taped, and kept diaries about it. I happened to locate one of those diaries and have evidence that Mr. Mancini is clearly gay. I can't expose what is inside it however, due to fact that it's written in code and has a sophisticated encryption key laced around the parameters. I will have to consult with a group of nerds to open this hard coded diary of secrets.

In the meantime, lets chat about blue ray disc. Mancini has chatted with some of my informants about the next level DVD's. Here's what he had to say:

Interviewer: So with all this new technology and high def displays, do you think blue ray disc will last? Or will HD DVD finish first in the battle of high definition?

Mancini: <>#@%@#AX# null:void. --))*comment

Interviewer: I see.

That's all.

Gamer Evolved

Similar to the naming convention of the first Halo, Mancini has manipulated his own source code, so that he is a fully functional sleep-performing robot. He has automated his entire day with a simple switch in the programming language of his brain. In simple terms, he has made it so he can perform every day tasks while sleeping. In this robotic like state, Mancini appears to be performing every day activities, while he is in fact catching up on his beauty rest. We'll have more for you in later feeds.

Back, but leaving?

Word on the street is, the truck pooper got a hold of a new apartment somewhere on the west end of Syracuse; that's right, Mancini is leaving town once again. He made a brief appearance to East Syracuse for a week and now hes leaving his friends again. We've gotten a hold of some exclusive dialogue amongst him and his colleagues and this is what we have to share:

Conversation 1 with short hairy man with red eyes:

Man: Where are you moving to man?
Mancini: "Camillus!"
Man: Why?
Mancini: "I want to start anew."
Man: gay

Conversation 2 with awkwardly pleasant unibrow:

Unibrow: So I hear you're moving to Camillus?
Unibrow: How do you feel about that?
Mancini: It's cool man, I won't have to worry about monkeys stealing my shit.
Unibrow: haha Mikeyyy

We're running short on time so we'll deliver the final conversation to you in the next chapter of Mancini's technical and unsettling life.