Thursday, July 24, 2008

Back, but leaving?

Word on the street is, the truck pooper got a hold of a new apartment somewhere on the west end of Syracuse; that's right, Mancini is leaving town once again. He made a brief appearance to East Syracuse for a week and now hes leaving his friends again. We've gotten a hold of some exclusive dialogue amongst him and his colleagues and this is what we have to share:

Conversation 1 with short hairy man with red eyes:

Man: Where are you moving to man?
Mancini: "Camillus!"
Man: Why?
Mancini: "I want to start anew."
Man: gay

Conversation 2 with awkwardly pleasant unibrow:

Unibrow: So I hear you're moving to Camillus?
Unibrow: How do you feel about that?
Mancini: It's cool man, I won't have to worry about monkeys stealing my shit.
Unibrow: haha Mikeyyy

We're running short on time so we'll deliver the final conversation to you in the next chapter of Mancini's technical and unsettling life.

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